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Bald Reply Guy

Caldera
Job Details

Location

X dot com

Job Type

Full Time

Experience

All Levels

Openings

1 Position

Company Size

51โ€“200

Description

  • Caldera is looking for a Bald Reply Guy.
  • Must be bald already or be willing to shave head completely bald and maintain the chrome dome aesthetic for entire employment duration (this is non-negotiable).
  • Selfies as proof of baldness encouraged but must keep it tasteful.
  • Track engagement KPIs like "ratio success rate".

Requirements

  • Active on Twitter.
  • Strong opinions.
  • 1000+ replies per day.
  • 10+ hours of screen time.
  • Expert-level understanding of crypto Twitter dynamics.
  • Natural ability to build relationships through the perfect mix of shitposting and genuine engagement.

Responsibilities

  • Engage with crypto Twitter at scale.
  • Dominate ratios and build visibility for Caldera.
  • Maintain the bald aesthetic with pride.
  • Operate in alignment with crypto-native humor and timing.

Benefits

Internet clout
Meme legacy
Possible Lambo
High engagement
Startup energy
Work with cutting-edge blockchain infrastructure
Remote-first team and async culture
Generous equity and token options
Stipends for learning and events
Health & wellness benefits

Required Skills

Crypto Twitter
Shitposting
Engagement Farming
L2s
Bald
About Caldera

Caldera is one of the fastest-growing rollup ecosystems built on Ethereum, empowering developers and communities to create scalable, high-performance, and interconnected blockchains. Using the Rollup Engine, projects can launch fully customizable rollups, while Metalayer connects them to a wider constellation of chains, enabling true cross-chain liquidity and interoperability. Caldera fuels innovation across Gaming, AI, and DeFi by providing zero gas fees, seamless asset transfers, and enterprise-ready infrastructure. With over 75+ rollups, 17M+ wallets, and $1B+ TVL, Caldera is powering the Internet of Chains.

Industry

Web3 Infrastructure
Blockchain

Office Locations

San Francisco, USA
Remote (Global)
Job Summary
Category
Marketing
Posted7/16/2025
Location Type
Remote
Last Updated7/16/2025
Full Time
All Levels
1 Position
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